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sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

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insertcoolpunhere:

mccoyswife:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

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▶ I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.

— Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
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stormbornvalkyrie:

"Sometimes there is no happy choice, ….. only one less grievous than the others"
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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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