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slothlifechoseme:

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lizziefaguire:

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

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you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

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(Source: summersloth)

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hoodbooger:

fuck you want
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unimpressedcats:

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat


hamcat
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omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper
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cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

(Source: mrssaberhagen)

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laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.
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lumoslongbottom:

This fucker always looks like she’s plotting my murder
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